Christchurch Cribs: Yoloers' Mansion

Welcome to 280 Bealey Street. We hoped you enjoyed walking on Manchester Street past the prostitutes. Perhaps you saw Trixie, our favorite knee-high boot and short skirt trannie that we converse with as we walk home from a long day at work.

Knock, knock! Hello? Who's there?!?












Oh, it's Nick! Welcome home! I'll buzz you in.

Welcome to our front patio, where we sun bath on display for our entire apartment complex. Notice the shopping cart Christine's in. You'll find many ways to get around Christchuch on a late inebriated night. There is no penalty for drunk "trolleying" (eg kiwi speak for shopping carts).

In the Yoloer's Mansion, drinking ALWAYS comes first before eating in our kitchen.







Maggie, our resident chef, is always whipping up something fantastic. From pumpkin "spaghetti o's" couscous to veggie fried rice and everyone's favorite wheat biscuit, WHEET-BIX. Some may say it tastes like cardboard, but some say it takes like heaven (esp in soup, milk, peanut butter, nutella ).






When not soaking in the Ozone or exploring the city streets, we enjoy relaxing in our luxurious family room. Some prefer to read, others prefer to steal internet, and there are still some that enjoy the six quality free channels we receive. 1: The German News Station, broadcasted from Berlin but yet in an American accent and for some reason, played in New Zealand 2 & 3: TV Shows that never made it big in the US but Kiwis cant get enough of, for example: Married the Kelley's, Playin' it Straight, & Strip Search, while the quality TV they play is often 4 years old (eg Days of Our Lives) 4: Our FAV! C4 which plays music videos nonstop until midnight when it changes into a porn order channel, we could probably recap the entire weeks top 40 if you asked us. 5,6,7: Ones fuzzy, one's in Maori and the other, well it doesnt even compare to C4.



Our beautiful bedrooms, which serve no other use for us besides sleeping with our favorite bedmates and storing our clothes.




















Our back patio, yes, we have a front patio AND a back patio. We=the shit























Our complex also comes with a state of the art gym. (One bicycle, one eliptical, and one weight machine that does 4 different exercises) After sweating bullets, the Yoloers cool off in the swimming pool... the never-ending swimming pool (photo to come, we're not lying, we swear)






We hope you have enjoyed your sneak peek into the lives of these four elusive characters that we call the Yoloers. Stay tuned for a walking tour of Christchurch and our jobs... perhaps you will meet Trixie if you havent already *wink wink*